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Have you always wanted to drive with a sense of entitlement? Park rakishly across the footpath and get away with it? Have pedestrians approach you to offer their respect? Pity other drivers for their lack of taste and charisma?
If so, this is probably the car for you. This elegant beast arrives well everywhere it goes, delighting all-comers and inspiring friendship. Perfect for a trip to the beach, that once in a lifetime date in the countryside or to be all 'who, me?' nonchalant outside your favorite locale while others gawk and simmer in envy.
The car also generates 'universal goodwill'. This means a surprising lack of interference from parking authorities, preferential parking situations as well as the acclaim of the public. It can be left poorly locked in dubious areas without harm, and you'll usually come back to find a note from someone wanting to buy. Once a crowd of people at a tennis club ran to the fence and cheered and clapped as it drove past.
The car has been used as an everyday vehicle to Project Power across the region, and so is not a spotless show car. It is however in EXCITING CONDITION. Interior is original, and in good condition, with a solid wood dashboard trim. Pro tip: Draw attention to the vertical speedo to impress your passengers and spark conversation.
Car is original colour, and extensive and exhaustive rust repair has taken place. Occasional small spots of bubbling remain under paint on doors, but then you expect that sort of thing don't you.
Motivated vendor says 'Sell'.